Friday, August 26, 2011

Too Funny

My mom sent me this e-mail and I knew I had to share:

The Safe Guide to Women

Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: You sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow, look at you!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck.
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

Can't we all relate to this sometimes?! Too funny!

I hope all of you have a relaxing & fun weekend!


My Life as A Plate said...

HAHaha this is too funny! I love it

Laur said...

HAHAH, LOVE this!!!

Dollface said...

bahahaha.. too funny!!

BroncoMom said...

A little humor to start this Friday off with a smile :)

Femme Curieuse said...

Ha! This really made me chuckle this morning. Thanks for sharing!

Preppy Girl Meets World said...

Ha! I love it. So funny and true! I sent it to my husband.

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Haha great way to start the weekend - thanks for the laugh :)

DSS said...

LOVE it! hahaha

Kate said...

So funny! I especially love the last one: "Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!" HA

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

haha!!! That is hilarious!
Especially love the different categories...Dangerous, safer, safest, ultra safe!

Blessings & Aloha!
Hope you have an awesome weekend!!!

Rebecca said...

haha loved all these!! especially the chocolate one!
I just came across your blog and am seriously loving it! it's so cute and I love all your tips and pictures =] It was an instant follow!

starnes family said...

Smart. Go with the ultra safe choice!